Musings On Cannibalism

Food for Thought on the Human Condition

You haven’t really moved in until you’ve had sex in the uhaul.

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

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grimmnir:

fluthermucken-the-fluffasaurus:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Think that’s bad, try having a round babyface.

Never forget the bearded fallen.

grimmnir:

fluthermucken-the-fluffasaurus:

ifagrizzlycouldtalk:

blainekatzman:

im really mad at how accurate this is

A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.

Think that’s bad, try having a round babyface.

Never forget the bearded fallen.

(Source: meme-meme, via sofastsoweird)

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They say the lead roles always get the nicest trailers.

They say the lead roles always get the nicest trailers.

Party God knows where it's at.

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katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

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facts-i-just-made-up:

Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.

Here’s the previous one.

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